Got a Western Humor and Wisdom peel off calender for Cristmas which inspired me to start this thread for any who wish to participate.
Today : " life is like a cow pasture. It's very hard to get through it without stepping in some muck".
I should add the authors of the calender:
"Texas Bix Bender and Gladiola Montana "
" Life coachin' for Cowboys and Cowgirls "
Site seems to be OK. Load issue should be resolved now.
Thoughts for the Day
-
markiver54
- Deputy Marshal
- Posts: 11127
- Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:49 am
- Location: Biue Ridge Mountains, NC
Thoughts for the Day
I'm your Huckleberry
-
fortyshooter
- Ranch Foreman
- Posts: 7089
- Joined: Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:37 am
- Location: Va.
Re: Thoughts for the Day
and be careful it runs down hill too!
-
Vaquero
- Ranch Boss
- Posts: 12126
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:56 am
- Location: Somewhere between Memphis & Nashville
Re: Thoughts for the Day
How about?
Don't pee down my back, and tell me it's Rainin'...
RP
Don't pee down my back, and tell me it's Rainin'...
RP
Monte Walsh "You have No idea how little I care". 
Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012
Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Guy needs to wear hip wader’s quite a bit anymore
Don't let the old man in
H001T .22LR
H001T .22LR MONUMENT VALLEY
H003T PUMP .22LR
BBS .41 MAG
SS .357
SIDE GATE 38-55
H001T .22LR
H001T .22LR MONUMENT VALLEY
H003T PUMP .22LR
BBS .41 MAG
SS .357
SIDE GATE 38-55
-
markiver54
- Deputy Marshal
- Posts: 11127
- Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:49 am
- Location: Biue Ridge Mountains, NC
-
Vaquero
- Ranch Boss
- Posts: 12126
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:56 am
- Location: Somewhere between Memphis & Nashville
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Don't squat with ya spurs on.
RP
RP
Monte Walsh "You have No idea how little I care".
Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012
Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012
-
RanchRoper
- Forum Ambassador
- Posts: 12955
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:14 am
- Location: Land of Shining Mountains, Alberta
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Pedersoli Frontier Flintlock .50
Kibler Colonial Flintlock .50
Ohkínohkomit - Shoot skillfully
Re: Thoughts for the Day
I’m proud of every day. God willing.
Remember, it's not how many guns you have. It's how many bullets you have.
-
Vaquero
- Ranch Boss
- Posts: 12126
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 12:56 am
- Location: Somewhere between Memphis & Nashville
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Just because you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were going.
Always saddle your own horse.
As Winston Churchill said,
"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."
RP
Always saddle your own horse.
As Winston Churchill said,
"No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle."
RP
Monte Walsh "You have No idea how little I care".
Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012
Ain't No Apologies for My Temperament
Si vis pacem, para bellum
H001, H006, H012
-
markiver54
- Deputy Marshal
- Posts: 11127
- Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:49 am
- Location: Biue Ridge Mountains, NC
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Better to keep your mouth shut and let everyone think you're an idiot, rather than open it and remove all doubt.
I'm your Huckleberry
Re: Thoughts for the Day
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging
"when you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"
Igitur quī dēsīderat pācem, præparet bellum
Igitur quī dēsīderat pācem, præparet bellum
Re: Thoughts for the Day
"You'll be a lot smarter if you don't confuse education with intelligence"
30-30, Helping bad fisherman eat since 1895
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Never confuse lust for love.
Semper Paratus
Happily married
DAV
MOPH
VVA
NRA
1st Inf. Div 1/16 Iron Rangers Mech Recon Plt.1968-69.
Happily married
DAV
MOPH
VVA
NRA
1st Inf. Div 1/16 Iron Rangers Mech Recon Plt.1968-69.
-
markiver54
- Deputy Marshal
- Posts: 11127
- Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:49 am
- Location: Biue Ridge Mountains, NC
-
Kissmybrass
- Cattle Driver
- Posts: 598
- Joined: Tue May 04, 2021 1:00 pm
- Location: Issaquah
Re: Thoughts for the Day
hahahaha love these!
H010G 45-70
H006M Big Boy Classic .357
Sig 320 XCompact
S&W 686 Plus 5"
Rem 870 Tac
H006M Big Boy Classic .357
Sig 320 XCompact
S&W 686 Plus 5"
Rem 870 Tac
-
CT_Shooter
- Administrator emeritus
- Posts: 5763
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:42 am
- Location: Connecticut
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Mark, you can be confident that you were successful; but no one else will agree with you.
Beginning with his Smothers Brothers "Al Sleet, Hippie Dippy Weatherman", I've always loved the ironic mind of George Carlin, who first asked that question. What a treasure.
H006M BBB .357 - H001 Classic .22LR - Uberti/Taylors & Co. SmokeWagon .357 5.5" - Uberti/Taylors & Co. RanchHand .22LR 5.5" - Colt King Cobra Carry 2" - Colt Official Police 38spl 4"
-
CT_Shooter
- Administrator emeritus
- Posts: 5763
- Joined: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:42 am
- Location: Connecticut
Re: Thoughts for the Day
Here's one:
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
H006M BBB .357 - H001 Classic .22LR - Uberti/Taylors & Co. SmokeWagon .357 5.5" - Uberti/Taylors & Co. RanchHand .22LR 5.5" - Colt King Cobra Carry 2" - Colt Official Police 38spl 4"
-
markiver54
- Deputy Marshal
- Posts: 11127
- Joined: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:49 am
- Location: Biue Ridge Mountains, NC
Re: Thoughts for the Day
CT_Shooter wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:48 pmHere's one:
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
I'm your Huckleberry