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Post by BrokenolMarine » Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:34 pm

I sit up a bit at night after Miss T goes to bed, I can't sleep like she does. Time to think back on loads of things and often I remember childhood memories. There are some good times, and most of the good times involve a stable period in my life when we lived in Tampa. I had a good group of friends and we were tight. Think Stand By Me... I almost thought King could read my mind... :) My stepdad was taking "The Gang" to a movie in the pic below and snapped the picture.


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We rode our bikes everywhere, we fished in the River, we rode to the park when chores were done and saw the same stuff over and over. SSDD. (King fans will know that one.) We would go to the boat ramp and help load and unload the fishing boats from the trailers. (Wives and Daughters in swimsuits. ;) ) We were good kids, but we were also eleven and twelve... sometimes the dad's tipped us.

We were also into building models. Cars, Trucks, military planes and Tanks... then we moved to planes you could fly.... wooden framework, you flew on a control handle. No remote controlled jobs at that age. But, you had to carefully cut the balsa, glue up the frame, coat it with the tissue paper and then paint that with a special solution called ... "Dope." It hardened the tissue and you could then paint the wings and fuselage and fly that puppy. Most of us flew with the angry mosquito sounding .049 engines... cheap and reliable. :)

I had finally finished building a nice underwing flyable and needed some dope to paint the plane. Mom and Dad were working so I jumped on my Stingray bike with the cool banana seat and took off. 5+ miles to the hobby shop, but I wanted to fly that plane. I was flying down a long hill on the way home, having secured my purchase, and a Police Officer pulled me over. I wasn't afraid or concerned, I had done nothing wrong. We didn't associate with those who did.


The Officer strutted up to my bike, which I had dismounted and stood looming over me, looking down. He was huge, and built like Hulk Hogan.

"Where you going in such a hurry son?" He asked from behind the cool mirrored shades, rolling that tooth pick to the other side.
"I'm going home, Sir." My parents taught me right, I called everyone out of their teens, Ma'am or Sir.
"Where are you coming from?"
"Um... I just needed some dope, so I ran out to by some and I was in a hurry to get home and use it." (I had NO idea how bad that sounded.)

HE looked stunned. He looked harder at me now. Rail thin, sunburnt dark brown (My Native American ancestry easily visible in the summer) Ragged deck shoes, cut off shorts and an old white T-shirt. Standard outfit for our group. Play clothes #1

"What's in the bag?" He pointed to the bag I had looped over my handlebars...
Duh... I thought, I just told him. "That's my dope." :roll:
He grinned. "Well let me have a look at that."
I handed him the bag. He opened it victoriously, and the smile faded.
"What's this?" He held up the two small plastic bottles.
"Airplane Dope, it's on the bottle."

He read the label, looked at me, looked back at the bottles, looked at me, looked back at the bottles. Finally he shook his head and dropped them in the bag, hooked the bag on the handle bars, and turned to leave. When he grabbed the door handle on his car he turned and looked over his shoulder.

"Slow down son, you were FLYING down that hill without an airplane. If you had hit a pothole or some gravel, you could have been seriously injured."


When I told my stepfather about it that night, he died laughing at the "Went to get some dope," line.
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Re: Childhood Humor

Post by BrokenolMarine » Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:38 pm

To be fair, we were all feral looking. We ran 100 miles an hour from sunup to sunset. Not a fatty in the group. Kids played outside back then.
This was my best buddy, myself, his sister and my sister who were also best friends.


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We ate everything in sight but ran it off ... no dieting needed. :lol:
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Post by clovishound » Sat Nov 18, 2023 4:14 pm

Once again I felt it necessary to run the photos through the software. This time I used both Topaz AI and Photoshop's old photo restoration filter (beta). I then tweaked it a little in Lightroom. Topaz did a great job of upsizing and sharpening this old photo, but didn't do much for the faded colors. I tried manually working with the colors, but finally decided to let Photoshop have a go with it's old photo restoration. It did a great job, just needed a little extra saturation and tweaking the greens. I could probably spend more time with it and get it a little better, but was pleased with how well it came out.

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I tried the second one, and it improved it, but would require a lot more work to get it where I think I could get it. The color needs work, and the top right face got a bit exaggerated by the software. I can spend more time with it if you want me to. Some old photos do extremely well with just the automatic software machinations. Others need a lot of manual input, and still others just aren't good candidates.
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Post by clovishound » Sat Nov 18, 2023 4:23 pm

I got caught up in the pictures and didn't read the story until just now. I reminds me of a friend at work. She got home from work in the small hours of the night and discovered her house had been burgled. When the officer arrived, he had her check to see what all was missing. Talking with him after a thorough look through the house she told him "At least the didn't get my Wii". The officer looked shocked, and she realized what it sounded like. They both had a good laugh when she clarified she was talking about a game console, not the green stuff.
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Post by BrokenolMarine » Sat Nov 18, 2023 4:44 pm

I have a rubbermaid tub filled with old photos. I dig them out now and again, and half the time I can't remember the names of the people, or place the faces, I know they were childhood friends, or that lady was a friend of my mom... You know...
But I can usually remember the what and when... (well, sorta) 8-)
I used to laugh at my mother for writing all that stuff on the back of her photos.
"Me and my friend barb at Crystal River '63"
"Family Reunion '59 Uncle Bert."

Geez, wish I had now. :twisted:
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Post by Hatchdog » Sun Nov 19, 2023 9:57 am

Great stories and pics BOM. Reminds me of my youth too.

Amazing how Clovis was able to enhance the pictures.

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Post by Ernie » Sun Nov 19, 2023 12:50 pm

Sunup to sundown we were out fishing, playing baseball, football, shooting BB guns or bows, building forts, running through the woods flying kites, riding around the lake, or a hundred other things. Times were different. Unless I let someone know was going further the only restriction I had was to be able to hear the cast iron dinner bell ring and be able to get home in fifteen minutes. You could hear that thing all around the lake and if I was on the far side I could just make it. We knew all the shortcuts.
For a while I was into shooting off rockets and the electric ignitor was an iffy deal so I was using waterproof fuses from the local hobby shop. The last time I went in to get some fuse the owner was in my face about what the Hell I needed those for. Turns out the FBI had come in a week earlier and confiscated the fuses and since I was buying more than anyone else he was thinking I was buying for the radical underground. Yeah Right. The biggest thing we were blowing up was cherry bombs which were illegal then but we never had enough of them to do any substantial damage. They were saved for special occasions. I still keep in contact with most of those guys.

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Post by BrokenolMarine » Sun Nov 19, 2023 2:48 pm

Ernie wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2023 12:50 pm
Sunup to sundown we were out fishing, playing baseball, football, shooting BB guns or bows, building forts, running through the woods flying kites, riding around the lake, or a hundred other things. Times were different. Unless I let someone know was going further the only restriction I had was to be able to hear the cast iron dinner bell ring and be able to get home in fifteen minutes. You could hear that thing all around the lake and if I was on the far side I could just make it. We knew all the shortcuts.
For a while I was into shooting off rockets and the electric ignitor was an iffy deal so I was using waterproof fuses from the local hobby shop. The last time I went in to get some fuse the owner was in my face about what the Hell I needed those for. Turns out the FBI had come in a week earlier and confiscated the fuses and since I was buying more than anyone else he was thinking I was buying for the radical underground. Yeah Right. The biggest thing we were blowing up was cherry bombs which were illegal then but we never had enough of them to do any substantial damage. They were saved for special occasions. I still keep in contact with most of those guys.
We moved ... a lot. I rarely got to maintain friendships. One year I went to nine schools in the same year. :o My stepfather worked for IBEW and they were building those big power towers that carried the huge electric lines across the country. We moved from North Florida, all the way up into KY. I kept looking out the window of the car for the blue grass but never did see any. What a disappointment. We lived in motels, moving a half hour ahead of the path of the towers, then living there until they passed us and he had to drive a half hour to reach the next site. Then we moved a half hour ahead of the path again... NINE schools in a single year. But, I saw a lot of the country.

Mom got tired of it and he got the job in Tampa working for the power company there. We were there from fifth to tenth grade. What a great time our gang had. I remember some of the adventures and often thought I could write a book about those. I have written shorts for a local newspaper that were really popular.. humorous but just slices of my young life.
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I don't look back at the things I can no longer do, I just look forward to the things I still can.

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Post by The Happy Kaboomer » Sun Nov 19, 2023 8:53 pm

Great stuff guys.

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Post by BrokenolMarine » Sun Nov 19, 2023 9:53 pm

Thanks. If I wrote a book about the things I have seen and done... they'd think it was fiction. ;)
I had an odd childhood, but looking back, I had a lot of fun...
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I don't look back at the things I can no longer do, I just look forward to the things I still can.

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Post by Hatchdog » Mon Nov 20, 2023 10:41 am

BrokenolMarine wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2023 9:53 pm
Thanks. If I wrote a book about the things I have seen and done... they'd think it was fiction. ;)
I had an odd childhood, but looking back, I had a lot of fun...
You remind me of a local writer named Patrick McManus. He was a professor here at Eastern Washington University and wrote several outdoor humor books from the eyes of himself as a kid. Just to put it into perspective one of his main characters from book to book is an adult named Rancid Crabtree. What a name, LOL.

I have several of these in hardback, wish you were closer so I could loan them to you.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=patrick+mcma ... iuz6kcgp_p



Sadly we lost him in 2018. He was (is) such a treasure.


https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/sp ... d=16595467

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Post by BrokenolMarine » Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:41 pm

I knew the name sounded familiar and I can remember reading his articles in Outdoor Life and Field and Stream when I was younger. I'd find them in the barber shops and doctor's offices while in the waiting rooms and look for the humorous takes on the sporting life. I loved them. I take your comment as a HUGE compliment.
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Post by fortyshooter » Tue Nov 21, 2023 4:58 pm

Great picture and memories for you BM! Love to go back and do it again especially the late 60's and early 70's! I miss those 25 cent High's Ice Cream milkshakes and 5 bucks get you gas.... Shoney's meal for 2 and a movie!

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Post by BrokenolMarine » Tue Nov 21, 2023 5:26 pm

fortyshooter wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2023 4:58 pm
Great picture and memories for you BM! Love to go back and do it again especially the late 60's and early 70's! I miss those 25 cent High's Ice Cream milkshakes and 5 bucks get you gas.... Shoney's meal for 2 and a movie!
I used to think back to those prices. Gas was less than a dollar a gallon when I was a kid mowing lawns and trimming hedges to earn money for School Clothes and to feed my Hot Wheels habit. But then I remembered that a good size yard only paid about $3 and I got $1.50 for small yards. When I was in high school I worked after school in a couple jobs. I hated McDonalds and only worked there for about a week. Then I washed dishes in a Fish Place for a year, I liked the people but hated the job. Minimum wage was around $2.00 an hour. I put in twenty to twenty five hours a week and after all the deductions I would clear between twenty five and thirty dollars a paycheck. We got paid by the week. I filled up the van and put aside money for my insurance and there wasn't much left. Then I went to work in construction for my Stepdad and learned a lot, and doubled my income. MUCH harder work, but I felt I was doing something.

I did all kinds of things to earn extra money. Painting, shot groundhogs on the Virginia Horse farms, cleaned stalls, bucked hay onto trailers and stacked it in barns.
The Corps saved me after graduation. I got a really good job in a bank operations center, but was bored to tears.
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Post by cooperhawk » Tue Nov 21, 2023 6:18 pm

My Uncles used to tease me about my thirty five cent dates. In 1958 McDonalds hamburger and fries plus a drink was that much.
Then we'd sit around the parking lot with friends. Funny how much more expensive dating is now with a wife. :roll:
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Post by clovishound » Wed Nov 22, 2023 9:29 am

Despite gas being less than 50 cents a gallon, I probably spent more than 10% of my income, working 25-30 hours a week, on gas. And that was with a car that, at the time, was supposed to be thrifty on gas. In my neck of the woods, a date was normally a movie. It was a lot cheaper to eat at home, and then go to the movies, although snacks at the movie were expected. We would frequently go as a group out to a pizza or fast food place after church on Sunday evening. If you were dating someone in the group regularly, you would pay for her meal, otherwise it was dutch.
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Post by BrokenolMarine » Wed Nov 22, 2023 9:49 am

We used to tease one of our buddies about NOT dating. He had a good job working in a mechanic's shop, learning a trade and earning nearly double minimum wage. He also did side jobs for family and friends and friends of family and friends. He was NOT afraid of work.

He drove a VERY nice 68 Camaro that was always being upgraded, had a couple nice shotguns, couple nice rifles. Even a pair of Single Actions and could afford ammo. He went to great concerts, and was always UP for an adventure. Back then there were some GREAT concerts coming thru the METRO area.

We'd tease him about not dating and not being too interested in Girls.

He'd just laugh, shake his head and turn the conversation to something else. He did reply one day, and his answer made sense.

"I like girls just fine. There is plenty of time in my life for Girls later. How do you think I can afford to do the things I want to do NOW? I'm only paying the way for ONE."
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I don't look back at the things I can no longer do, I just look forward to the things I still can.

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