When dealing with things mechanical
I tend to be puritanical,
Even a bit tyrannical.
Loosey makes me goosey,
Tighty makes me fighty.
Got to make it just alrighty.
When hammer and bolt
Bind or grind,
I'll lube and hone
Till I no more moan.
The work was worth it,
The bolt slides freely.
Not to loosey,
Not too tighty.
Now I feel;
Almighty.
