Girls Next Door

[Hatchdog]

Careful nowadays fellas, that gal next door might be a guy. Just sayin'....

I started to think along these lines when I read “I like the professor”, but then I saw it was NCG who made the post and it suddenly made sense!

Yeah, I enjoyed the humor of that too.

[Vaquero]

Careful nowadays fellas, that gal next door might be a guy. Just sayin'....

I started to think along these lines when I read “I like the professor”, but then I saw it was NCG who made the post and it suddenly made sense!

RP

[North Country Gal]

Hey guys, girls can have fun, too.

[BrokenolMarine]

Bailey over Jennifer 100x over.

and what the heck was Burt thinking picking Jennifer over Frog?

Actually, I know what Burt was thinking...
I screwed up one time too many and Sally kicked me out.
Oh well, I guess I'll settle for this hottie...

[BrokenolMarine]

When I was a patrol officer back in the 90s we had two twin sisters working in the County. At this point they were probably around 30ish. One worked on the Third Floor as an Executive Secretary for the County Manager's Office; the other on the Second Floor in the Planning and Development Office. They were Twins, and still looked it, almost...

The Third floor gal was Model Beautiful and an executive secretary, drove a Beemer Convertible and had her nose so far in the air she'd drown if she went out in the rain. She just knew she was special, and didn't speak to regular folks. She walked around the county like SHE was one of the County Management Team. It wasn't only the males in the county that found her attitude off putting. I heard the females talking about her attitude making HER unattractive.

The second floor sister had battled acne as a teen and her beauty was somewhat marred by permanent facial scarring. But, SHE spoke to everyone, always had a smile on her face, treated everyone from the cleaning crews to the County Manager's staff with the same respect every single day. She was beautiful inside and out. I found her ten times more attractive than her sister. She brightened any room she entered.

One day, we were chatting in the lobby, and her sister breezed thru, not speaking and carded her way into the express elevator. She looked at the fine suit and expensive shoes and smiled wistfully. I leaned over and whispered, "Too bad she doesn't have your personality. Then she might really be attractive." I think I really made HER day. Funny thing is, I think she knew I meant it.